The shortest marriages in Hollywood

“Five minutes for love, five minutes for love, five minutes for love and no more.

Five minutes for love, five minutes for love, five steps in the semi-darkness to the touch.

Five minutes for love is three hundred seconds, no one will take this time.

Five minutes for love, five minutes for love, just to say your name. “

(words from the song “5 minutes for love” gr. “Propaganda”)

Some Hollywood marriages last for decades and become role models, such as Kevin Bacon and Keira Sedgwick or Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Others cannot live together not only for a year, but even for several months. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorced, for example, after 72 days, while Lisa Marie Presley and Nick Cage lasted for three whole months.

Why did flashy romances suddenly end? What is it: youth, stupidity, incompatibility of characters, or just a spontaneous decision? Check out this list of the fastest marriage in Hollywood history. Some of them were so short that you might not even notice them.

Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphries: 72 days

This family lasted for 72 days. They married on August 20, 2011 and filed for divorce on October 31, 2011, although they spent $ 10 million on the wedding. This means that each day of their marriage cost them $ 138,888. But Kim and Chris earned 18 million for showing their wedding on television and selling exclusive photos.

Jennifer Lopez and Chris Judd: 8 months

Jay Lo and dancer Chris Judd were married in October 2001 and split up in July 2002. Prior to that, the singer was just over a year married to her first husband, Ojani Noah. But with their third husband, Mark Anthony, they lived for seven long years.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand: 14 months

Remember this weird Indian wedding alliance? Katie and Russell broke up just a year after exchanging vows of eternal love.

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Drew Barrymore and Tom Green: 5 months

Drew Barrymore had two extremely short marriages. It is a 30-day marriage to bar owner Jeremy Thomas in 1994 when the actress was 19 years old, followed by five months of married life with comedian Tom Green, but that marriage ended in 2001.

Jim Carrey and Lauren Holly: 8 months

This couple met on the set in the mid-90s, in 1996 Jim and Lauren got married, but did not last a year together, and therefore already in 1997 they said goodbye forever.

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock: 4 months

After her divorce from Tommy Lee, the father of her two sons, Anderson sulked another rock star, but it ended the same way, albeit in a much shorter time frame.

Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito: 4 months

Cooper was briefly married to actress Jennifer Esposito. On the eve of the new 2007, they got married and broke up in May, but quietly and peacefully.

Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley: 3 months

Elvis’s daughter lived a little over a year and a half with Michael Jackson from May 1994 to December 1995. Then she went down the aisle in the summer of 2002 with Nicolas Cage. They stayed as spouses for a little over three months and filed for divorce in November 2002.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard: a year and a half

Although they immediately started an affair on the set of The Rum Diary, after which Depp broke up with Vanessa Paradis, their subsequent marriage in 2014 could not stand it for a long time, and the actors fled in 2015. The ex-spouses are still suing loudly and dirty to this day.

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds: 2 weeks

They married in Bora Bora in 2008, so the marriage was considered invalid in the United States. However, two weeks later, the “happy” newlyweds made a joint statement: “After much deliberation, we decided that there was no need to continue our relationship. We decided to stay friends. ”

Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney: 4 months

The actress and singer met in January 2005 at a charity concert, and in May of the same year they rushed down the aisle. They soon realized that a hasty marriage was not the best solution, and four months later they filed for divorce.

Britney Spears & Jason Allen Alexander: 2 days

On January 3, 2004, in Las Vegas, Britney became the wife of Jason Alexander, her childhood friend. However, after 55 hours, the singer caught herself, and the marriage was annulled. She argued that at the time, “she was not fully aware of her actions.” In the same year, Britney married Kevin Federline, but not for long, for less than three years.

James Cameron and Linda Hamilton: a year and a half

The renowned director left his wife Katherine Bigelow for Linda Hamilton. In 1997 they got married, and a year and a half later, the loving Cameron struck up an affair with actress Susie Amis and left Sarah Connor.

Cher and Gregg Allman: 9 days

One day in 1975 Cher and her boyfriend, singer Gregg Allman, decided to get married, so they rented a plane and flew to Vegas. Nine days later, the newlyweds regretted their spontaneous decision and dissolved the marriage. Although for Allman, everything was just beginning: after that he was married at least five more times.

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How do you feel about such short love stories? If it’s good, put your finger up, if it’s bad, put it down.